Washingtonians are a bunch of ratfuckers.

Seriously, how in the hell did you fuck up a perfectly good blue wave?

You probably thought you had a beautiful emerald piece of liberal "utopia". You think you're so fucking special in the upper left, laughing at the uneducated, stupid poor folk east of the mountains, in Washington or otherwise. You think you've actually accomplished something by being the least slimy rat fucking state in the Union. Wrong, motherfucker. Your perfect-ass state just enacted the most anti-trans sports ban in the country. Let me describe what your true-blue utopia looks like in practice.

• Pedophile gym teachers "inspecting" little girls' baby bits.
• Molesting and abuse of in every rat-fucking county of this shithole state.
• Transgender suicide rates skyrocketing.
• Trans children being told once again that they aren't human beings deserving of basic fucking respect.
• Cis children no longer playing sports because their parents can't afford an unnecessary doctor's visit.
• Smart kids no longer playing sports because they don't trust you ratfuckers.

Y'all can go fuck yourselves.

You. Are. Full. Of. Shit. Look at yourselves. It's a god-damn tragedy what you've done to this beautiful state. Why the fuck would any trans person want to live here? You're a bunch of backstabbing, lying through your fucking teeth, pieces of absolute shit. At least with the conservatives, I know what to expect. They're awful, but at least I know what to expect. They're truly awful, but what you are is something so much fucking worse: You're ratfuckers.

You never knew it, but you are. Here's why.

You don't actually stand for a goddamn thing!

I have absolutely no use for a Seattle liberal. You're worthless. Despite all your loud, annoying claims to the contrary, you don't truly care about any issue at all. What are you going to do? Hold a sign about it? These people are going to kill us, and the best you can do is paint a fucking overpass? The feds could march in here tomorrow, and all you'd do is watch (and narc every one of us out, if it protected your Tesla-driving interests). Some real Sanctuary City™ you've got here. Good job.

The veneer of progressivism in this state is stong, but the undercurrent of cis-het white priveledge is stronger.

"but I'm from Seattle"

15 points, that's the best you can do? Be better.

Yes, this is fucking satire, you ratfucker.

I'm not actually saying you're the reason I-638 passed. Washington is beautiful, and I busted my ass off, risking life and limb, just to get here to finally be somewhere actually safe to just fucking live. I care about this state -- deeply. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with governments are one we create. Washington is better than this, but claiming to have values and actually fucking having them are two different things entirely. It's time to start actually giving a fuck, you rat-fucker.

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."
- some redneck motherfucker